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In poker, an expression used to answer the pesky question, "What do/did you have?" Popularized by professional poker player Layne Flack in a television appearance on the World Poker Tour.
"What did you have?"
"You beat."
by MrBlini May 8, 2005
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you beat?

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A common question a group of males asks one another when a attractive you lady approaches.
Hey Pinkerton, they lady in the red tube top...you beat?
by BXPaPaShango June 24, 2008
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you beat me to it

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This idiom means, I was going to say/do the same thing and you did it before I could.
a: Shall we do something tonight
b: You beat me to it. Shall we go to Joe's?
by firestart November 26, 2013
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You beat everything

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A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is
joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...
by thurb August 8, 2021
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 24, 2021
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beat you to sleep

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fuck someone so hard they fall asleep
Oh baby, when you come over I'm going to beat you to sleep.
by beattlejuice March 8, 2007
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beat you senseless

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To beat some slime punk so that they ain't got no notion of what's going on and they are just left left laying there doing nothing!!!
Quit being stupid fool, or I'm gonna beat you senseless!!!
by IGKYA53 December 1, 2013
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