wumper

An obtuse extremity characterized by large people. It appears most commonly on obese men with extremely large skin flaps. They may look like wings or back boobs, but can appear on the legs or underneath the arms.

Did you see the people on the People of Walmart photos with the large wumpers? They looked like wings

Dude, that guy has wumpers the size of The White House! He pretty much needs a back bra.

by zugbug November 3, 2013

Wumper

A big sexy gay oily man with vary high sex appeal

HAVE YOU SEEN MICHAEL? HES A TOTAL WUMPER.

by Tyuiiokjkkkk May 13, 2022

Wumper

A big sexy gay oily man with vary high sex appeal

HAVE YOU SEEN MICHAEL? HES A TOTAL WUMPER.

by Tyuiiokjkkkk May 13, 2022

Wallsack Wolly Wumper

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.

Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

by ProZak95 July 20, 2011

willy wumper

an incredibly lengthy and fat penis.

Belinda: So, how big was his...you know? (giggles)

Sue: Christ, he had a real willy wumper, like a jumbo Ballpark Hotdog!

by DrCauliflower May 2, 2008

fub wumper

some one who screws FUP's

I fub wumped that fat chick

by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003

The wumper

The wumper is that one little faggot at school that is extremely annoying that no one beats up.

Oh shit its the wumper hide

by Thebigpp November 19, 2019