wipe it

what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings

KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

wipe it down

To be used when things go extremely well with someone or something, for example, with someone of romantic interest. To wipe him or her down is a very good time indeed.

Stephen: So Travis, are you excited for your hot date?
Travis: Heck yes I am. I'm feeling pretty dang good, I'm totally going to wipe it down.
Stephen: (with an approving nod) That Travis, he's so hot right now.

by Fabiana Fox September 29, 2008

Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.

Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.

by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021

Wipe it down

phrase used to acknoledge the completion of anything

C.R.: "I just smoked my last jiga"
Vic: "Wipe it down"

by Crackrock April 7, 2003

whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains

Just a jimbo saying.

Yeah mate, when you see someone you like just go for it. Just Whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains.

by 420meandarra July 10, 2020

give it a wipe

basically-shut up!!

possibly because the person talking is a bit of a drip!!

Zak- And last night she-
Jaz-Zak!! Give it a wipe will you??

by Dimple-Chic August 1, 2008

wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be

"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"

by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025