wheetus

wheelies is a term used when you seen your friends or as a greeting

“what’s crackalackin my wheetuses”
“wheetus on the feetus abortion is completus”

by a rug January 19, 2020

Wheetus Nest

A wheetus nest is a race that includes one person and one person only (Angelina). The wheetus nest has many powers. The actual wheetus nest - that makes them a wheetus nest, is embedded deep inside their chest, preventing any wheetus nest hunters (or penis chests) to take their wheetus nest and impersonate them, taking their powers.

“I am the wheetus nest!”
“we can tell”

by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023

wheetus nest hunter

a wheetus nest hunter is someone who frequently betrays wheetus nests, and usually attack the wheetus nest on wednesdays after school. The wheetus nest hunter sometimes pairs up with the penis chest, but it is very unlikely, because the penis chest is more of an asshole than the wheetus nest hunter. he’d probably just be a dick the whole time.

Wheetus nest; “sorry i don’t listen to losers”
wheetus nest hunter; *attacks*

by therealwheetusnest April 21, 2023

Wheezus Christ

Our overlord and savior of the human race that goes by the name of Caleb, most followers tend to wheeze when praying to him. Wheezes for your sins.

This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.

I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.

Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.

by Wheezing Follower January 18, 2017

Wheatus

That one guy that wears flamingo shit from old navy.

Guy 1: Hey want to go to old navy?
Guy 2: No I don't want that wheatus bullshit.

by Jimminy kkrixket December 1, 2020

Wheepus

Slang for the male genitalia.

First used by Jeff Durbin on "the Final Fu" a martial arts T.V. show on MTV2.

Dude, you just kicked my wheepus.

by wheepus July 17, 2009

wheatus

When something is unacceptable / not good. Originating from the song 'teenage dirtbag' by the band from which the name derives.

'Hey mum. What is this food, it is wheatus.' 'But son....your room is wheatus'

by dictionary kid September 24, 2013