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weiner

a word that adds to the collection of penis, dick, aby-maker, bell on a pole, bishop, bratwurst ,cock ,custard launcher, dick, dickie ,ding dong mcdork,dong ,donger ,dork ,dragon ,fang, ferret ,fire, hose ,heat-seeking moisture missile, hose, Jimmy, John ,John Thomas (dated) ,joystick, knob ,leaky hose, lingam ,little Bob, little Elvis, longfellow ,love muscle ,manhood, meat popsicle, member, middle stump mushroom head, mutton, old boy, old fellow, old man ,one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser-snake(Australia, UK) one-eyed monster, pecker, peepee (children's term) Percy, peter, piss,weasle ,prick ,private part ,purple-helmeted warrior of love, purple-headed yogurtflinger, rodroundhead ,sausage, schlong, schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish) schwanz, schwarz, short armskin flute tasslethird leg ,thumper, todger (Australia, UK) ,tonk ,tool ,trouser ,snake ,tubesteak ,wang ,wang dudle ,wick ,willy (children's term) ,yingyang ,yogurt gun
ask me about me weiner!
by I.A.P December 17, 2007
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weiner

me: *falls*
me: im such a weiner
by jaredpadaladalickme March 29, 2017
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weiner

a stupid or weak (not strong)person...weenie,or a pussy
john is a weiner because he didnt know 1+1.....anthony is a weiner because i said so....
by steevin May 31, 2007
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weiner

A sexy word used to turn a girl on, usually when sitting behind her at a movie theatre.
"Hey...pssst...I just rubbed popcorn butter on my weiner!"
by tankin355 October 29, 2007
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weiner

"Hey babe, do you wanna know how big my weiner is?"

"Since you don't have one, I'd say it's roughly the same size as your wiener."
by ssw February 10, 2008
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weiner

wow that is a nice Weiner I want to see more oh look there is more Weiner SO MANY WEINER
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