volumptuous

an extremely fat woman with cottage cheese hindquarters. Usually spotted wearing too-tight leggings and a 5XL tweety bird t-shirt.

I was walking at the store the other night and i nearly got caught in between a volumptuous woman's asscheeks because she was bent over and i wasn't watching where i was going.

by hails4rails January 4, 2009

volumptuous

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Volumptuous vixen seeking SBM.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

Volumptuous

adj. - curvaceous and appealing, with an implied analogy with something delicious that one would want to eat - a portmanteau of 'voluptuous' and 'sumptuous'

"Dang! That woman is volumptuous! Oh, how I would love to lick every one of her delicious curves!"

by friski varis September 30, 2016

Volumptuous

voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.

-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.

by JPatt April 17, 2006

Volumptuous

A mixture between voluminous and voluptuous.

that chick's hair is volumptuous.

by CupcakeDemon July 12, 2011

Volumptuous

A voluptuous person with a little more to them. As in voluptuos and sumptuous.

The lavish man was so volumptuous!

by Butt_Monkey2009 January 9, 2009

volumptuality

Adj. The total sexual curves (tits and ass) of a woman, how nice and large it looks on her body, (estimated from a “safe” distance) from a scale of 0 to 1

Ex. God damn! Reagan has a fatty! Her volumptuality is at least .849!

by potted plant March 22, 2023