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viejo

As an adjective, "old". As a noun, "old man." In that usage it can be affectionate or respectful. Of course refering to someone's age when you want to be nice is always to walk on thin ice.
Please, after you, viejo.
by Mike1 May 19, 2005
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viejo

Argentinian slang for father or mother (when referring to the mother, the O (ofc) is replaced by an A)
Mi viejo es un gamer (My dad is a gamer)
by the random. November 10, 2021
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Viejo Verde

An old man/woman addicted to porn that likes to stare at other people partners private parts (male or female) blatantly,or stare for a long period of time too long to seem appropriate to piss people off because that causes them mental sexual arousal. Often addicted to extreme forms of sex like chicken fucking, horse blowing and baseball fucking, these are the typical weirdos that get popped for having sex with minors in 3rd world countries and often times get set on fire by their neighbours or hanged by the balls when their illegal home made porn collection gets them busted.
That "viejo verde" wont stop staring at my ass.
Look at the way that old man looks at her daughter, he must be a "viejo verde".
Lo conoci en una pollada senorita laura, pero no sabia que era un "viejo verde".
by Don Veridico May 29, 2018
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viejo verde

Spanish slang used to describe a pedophile or a sleazy, perverted person who often gives wierd or creepy looks to attractive people or young girls
Pull up your top, Becky, you know your uncle is a real viejo verde.
by beckydabaron420 May 5, 2018
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viejo estupido

Viejo estupido directly translates to Eduardo or stupid old man. It is a Spanish phrase known to complement a person of great meaning to you. Usually this person is someone very kind who can make you laugh no matter the circumstance.
Viejo estupido, estoy muy empanada!
by YuViejo October 17, 2019
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Viejo verde

Term to describe a horny older man. Particularly when attracted to women much younger than him.

Used in South America and other Spanish speaking countries to describe the type of older man you'd run into at a bar as a young woman.
Ese viejo verde me está molestando
by Urbanpurl September 11, 2022
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Aliso Viejo

Aliso Viejo is a city of about 40,000 or so middle to upper middle class residents located in South Orange County, California. It is home to one high school, and a place called the Aliso Viejo Town Center (or town center for short). Going to the movies and a fast food joint is pretty much the only thing to do there as it's smack dab in the middle of suburbia, situated between San Diego and Los Angeles.
The city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be anal about every minor infraction. The police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is "too bright."
"So where do you want to go tonight?"
"How about Aliso Viejo?"
"Aliso Viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? Yeah right."
by crazywhenhen May 4, 2009
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