Brixton typewriter

A shotgun.

Hey kid, hand me my brixton typewriter so I can dispose of this thief on my lawn.

by Jim jim the drunk August 29, 2009

Chicago Typewriter

n. A Thompson submachine gun, as used by Prohibition-era gangsters. So-named because the sound of a Tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side Chicago in Al Capone's day.

Vinnie always wrote his enemies on a Chicago typewriter.

by Carl Willis August 25, 2004

poop in the typewriter

1. Superfluous language.

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.

by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011

Chicago typewriter

a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it's firing to that of a typewriter)

The robber was armed with a Chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2007

typewriter

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!

by none January 15, 2004

Kenosha Typewriter

During cunnilingus, the act of using your tongue to draw letters, numbers, or other symbols over her vagina. This is commonly done with the alphabet, but can also be used for spelling out song lyrics or lines of Shakespeare.

I got bored while eating her out, so I started up the Kenosha Typewriter and started spelling out the Pokémon theme. She loved it.

by CaseJackal July 19, 2011

typewriter

The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just got typewritered."

by english.muffin July 31, 2012