twofor

2 grams of marijuana for $30. two-for-thirty

hey, wanna' sell me a twofor? i'll smoke you out!

by alf December 19, 2003

Twofor

A two for one deal for alcoholic beverages (Most popular in Caribbean Destinations) With purchase of first drink, one can distribute a free second drink to a companion or retain said drink for further consumption.

Mike, attempting to ease the tention in the room, offered twofors for everyone at the bar that night.

by Dr. Wyly October 30, 2009

Twofor

Two climaxes in a single session of sexual intercourse.

"Bobby was so adept in love-making, Cheryl achieved a twofor."

by BabaYaga1646 March 21, 2021

Twofor

This is when you gotta tell your boss they need to make a decision to get rid of someone or else you and another person are quitting.

"Boss, this HR whore is killing me, you gotta do a Twofor or Brenda and I are out of here."

by Twofor April 9, 2021

twomorrows

The day after tomorrow.

Leo is excited because his birthday is twomorrows.
Rami and Joey are meeting via conference call twomorrows.
Twomorrows the new coffee shop is scheduled to open.

by MikeInDC July 28, 2020

Twyford CofE High School

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.

"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

by alnevertell March 31, 2020

two for flinching

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!

"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.

by TheLostDude December 10, 2004