twenty-two

When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.

"That guy got twenty-twoed."

by Bubba Johnson July 23, 2006

twenty-two

The second funniest number in existance. Can be used to answer almost any question. The number really just has a decent ring about it

joe:"man how much longer do we have to wait?"
tim: "about twenty-two minutes"
joe:"lol twenty-two"

by Joncyclark November 20, 2006

Twenty twos

22 inch wheels used to modify an automobile that typically is fitted with smaller wheels.

Man I just put twenty twos on my ride.
It is a bitchin ride now

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 01, 2019

Twenty two

The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win

They gonna catch twenty two for fucking me over

by KingInnaEarth February 02, 2021

Twenty Two

A low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.

Brian shot me in the head with his .22 and I walked away

by Luciano December 15, 2003

Twenty Two-Sticks

A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.

Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.

Man 2: Sounds like a plan.

by madba January 02, 2011

twenty-two and a half

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."

by Wind talker of the aborigines April 02, 2005