At a young age, before Chuck Norris conquered the dark lord Bon Jovi, he would walk around his palace in his favorite pajamas, the Tuah pajamas. With a black hood and a red collar, Chuck Norris always had 6 or 7 sets of these pajamas anywhere.
by Isac April 22, 2006

by Fiegle Shuffle June 16, 2024

Interviewer: What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!
by JetBlastSST June 19, 2024

by Bloodtiger12345 November 30, 2024

Describes a person that acts as prudish as a nun but in private puts it out there like a whore paying for meth.
by Hawkfinder February 7, 2025

Hawk-tuah! Spit on that thang.
by rogueassassin969 June 23, 2024

You wake up in a field of darkness. You are afraid to move, but you build up the courage to crawl. The ground you crawl upon is rough and cold. It burns your palms and knees. You grow impatient. You have to walk. You have to walk, but you're too afraid. You keep crawling. Your skin starts to peel off, yet you still refuse to walk.
by for sale: burger, never eat September 8, 2024
