so im giving my boyfriend a rimjob, right? a little rusty trombone n' shit, then he pitches a fluff right in my god damned mouth. overcome with the disgust and pure dirtiness of the situation, i immediately acheived an erection and began to make out with him, sharing his abandoned ass air. i then completed the act of.. the trader joe.
by totally rad February 18, 2004
The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes
Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun
Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
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by matchflame July 28, 2004
A unique grocery store with wonderful products from around the world with outstanding prices and customer service.
by R.W.P. September 23, 2003
One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.
by Brian X July 10, 2003
a food store that offers a fine variety of foods to many people. the staff are generally funny people. every product they offer has been tested for quality, and they make sure that their products are good in every way. they also do not sell "third party" foods, every thing is grown/harvested/made by them.
by sean arsefaceLOL May 26, 2008
A person who knows nothing about trading stocks but gets lucky once or twice and thinks that he knows everything about trading
by traderjoe07 September 15, 2020