toplaoder

a shady pugchatter of meglomormorhical pysic performances

oh look there goes max i see him he mite die soon from alcohol addictiionhes cool.

by The Trooper May 28, 2004

toploader

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.

Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!

by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010

toploader

n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.

I swear to never be, roll or not beat the living crap out of a toploader.

by I August 16, 2004

toplover

An act of drunkeness, to topple over.

I'm pissed, I'm about to toplover

by James Watson September 1, 2004

Toploader

somebody who puts all the weed/cannabis in there end of the spliff/joint

You tight arse you've toploaded the spliff

by Dicko December 9, 2004

Toploader

A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.

*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*

Commonly seen in nightclubs

"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

toploader

prankster placing a fresh turd in the cistern of an adversary, then letting it fester unhindered

'I hear that dude is the phantom Toploader'

by marco2000 April 27, 2006