To nail someone

To have sex with someone.

I really need to nail someone tonight, it's been so long my balls are the size of oranges!

or

Yes! I finally nailed Jane last night!

by Saffer77 April 13, 2014

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Nail me to the cross

To put a beat down on a woman’s vagina usually happens during missionary

Im so horny i want him to nail me to the cross tonight.

by OTAJay December 27, 2020

nail jello to a tree

the act of attempting something impossible.

Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Nail my feet to the floor

Nail my feet to the floor... is a statement of intent. A commitment to "stay" when one's response might be to "leave."

(Lyrics by Amie Rankin) I hear the call of an open road, telling me it's time to go, oh please, nail my feet to the floor.

by AR2018 January 4, 2018

nail Jell-O to a tree

to do something difficult or impossible, especially when there is no real point in doing so

To eat a spoon full of cinnamon by itself would amount to nailing Jell-O to a tree. (example of nail Jell-O to a tree)

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011