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therapist friend

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The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.
Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.
by Sable135 September 15, 2021
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Theranos

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A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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wardrobe therapist

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an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
by ayyfron August 6, 2010
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massage therapist

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The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.
That massage therapist just saved my life!
by alliresa September 27, 2008
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Therac-25

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1. a complete failure of epic proportions, especially in medical and programming situations.

2. The Therac-25 was a machine made by the Atomic Energy of Canada Limited to treat cancer patients with radiation. 6 people were reported to have received massive overdoses of radiation due in large part to bad software design and poor testing. People died because of it. It is used as an example of why a programmer needs to thoroughly test a program before releasing it for use.
1. Michael Jackson's doctor is a classic example of Therac-25-- he fucked up so badly MJ died!

2. The Therac-25 was made by Canadian uber-n00bs.
by encycl07pedia1 July 7, 2010
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Theragony

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Man... that therapist got straight to it and worked that tight spot in my glutes... it was theragony! I feel much looser through my hips now.
by Sossburger June 29, 2018
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