the weeze

A male prostitute that has a tendencies towards rim jobs for Zimma.

The weeze is realy gobblin o rings to get that goober goo.

by trill clinton May 17, 2014

getting cleaned up for the weekend

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...

shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

by meporkinurmom April 27, 2011

hymn for the weekend

The best dang song by the band Coldplay

Hey I'm listening to hymn for the weekend!

by Randomrainbowws December 29, 2016

whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008

something for the weekend, Sir?

a term once used by barbers to politely ask a customer if they would like to buy a packet of condoms.

Years ago it was illegal for shops to trade on a Sunday and most shops only opened for a few hours on a Sat morning also most local chemists only opened Mon - Fri. Men would often visit the barbers on a Friday evening to tidy them selves up for a date or evening in with the wife etc. the barber would usually offer the condoms as an add on sale at the end, by saying either "Would Sir like anything for the weekend?" or "something for the weekend, Sir?"

by hteb78 September 13, 2013

kids for the weekend

A crap Band from portaferry who cant sing, dance or even well lets put it this way they have no talent BAHAHAHAHA

crap
ug
talentless
kids for the weekend
portaferry

by Heroesnofan January 25, 2010

The Weekend Eve

Like Christmas Eve & New Year's Eve, you know you will get the next day off!

Every Friday is the weekend eve.

Dude 1: Dude it’s the weekend eve, LET'S GET FADED TONIGHT!

Dude 2: Sorry man, I work tomorrow...

Dude 1: (Silent for a bit) WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HOMIE!!!

(Picture Dude 1 walking away while flipping the bird)

by Bobbi Reyes December 31, 2011