Onioned

The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.

Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".

by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon December 31, 2003

Not The Onion

A disclaimer used when sharing a news article, announcing that the content is absurd, but real. It references the satirical news outlet The Onion.

Joe: Not The Onion- Republicans are proposing a law to implement criminal charges on women who have miscarriages.

by Scotialist August 12, 2011

Onioning

when a guy is dancing behind an unknown girl , for example in a crowded disco or pub , and He is trying to put his pelvis as close,of the girl's bottom as, he can, following the rhythm of music while He is faking to dance.

Girl: She was onioning so hard on my ass last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!

by SpanishUrbanBoy September 19, 2016

onion

an ounce of cocaine

"takin' orders is sunnin, an ounce of coke is an onion" R.I.P. BIG-L

by rasta-gangsta March 3, 2003

Onion

Have layers; are like ogres

“Ogres are like onions, onions have layers, ogres have layers”

by Moto Moto is god March 31, 2019

ONION

1)an ounce of drugs :cocaine...weed...
2)a really phat ass on a chick that will make u cry if she ever let u hence "onion"

1)Ray Ray got knocked (busted arrested) w/ 2 onions.
2)Damn she got an onion booty!"

by Palmz aka Sir Octopus April 12, 2003