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The Lebron James 

The Lebron James is when someone sneaks around with a handful of flower, finds a victim, throws the flower in or around the face of the victim, and simply just shouts LEBRON JAMES.
Jimmie: Yo blake, what did u do last night?

Blake: Oh not much, just gave Brett The Lebron James.

Jimmie: Oh shit. Thats Epic.

Blake: It defineltly got Heated after that.
The Lebron James by bubblesoxdz November 9, 2010
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The Lebron James

Get a chair and have a bitch sit in it with her mouth open and her neck tilted all the way back. Now step back 10–20 feet, put on a headband the way Bron Bron does, and put some baby powder in your hand. Toss that shit up in the air. Once you're ready, run full speed at that bitch, jump up in the air while holding your dick back, and dunk your balls in her mouth.
“I met this hooker last night and gave her The Lebron James.”
The Lebron James by Janky Ideas March 18, 2026

The Lebron James Technique 

The Lebron James Technique is a cheap move by trying to divert attention away from yourself after you did something that caused you a bad reputation. The technique involves asking the person criticizing you, "What should I do?" followed by offering a number of ridiculous hypothetical situations that make the person feel sorry for you.
Stop using The Lebron James Technique, and just admit what you did was wrong.

the lebron james effect 

1.) lebron james' ability to turn any straight basketball-loving man gay through his beastly skill and ability

2.) lebron james' ability to bring good to everything in his life, just by being lebron james
1.) while watching the cavs game, a boy told his girl how he would literally have sex with lebron if he could. then, when lebron made a 3 pointer in the last second to win the game, the boys orgasmic reaction made the girl feel as though she traded her boyfriend for a shopping buddy, a common result of the lebron james effect

2.) because of their uncanny skill at being lebron james' children, lebron james' children, who are still quite young, have already been offered college basketball scholarships. lebron junior and his less fortunately named brother are firsthand witnesses to the lebron james effect

The Lebron James of soccer 

Whoa did you see the Lebron James of soccer score that goal it was amazing!!!!

I'm the Lebron James of 

When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.
Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.

Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.

Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.

This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time 

A phrase that Bronsexuals tend to use on Twitter when they see any post on their feed that is or isn’t even related to LeBron.
Bleacher Report posts: LeBron and Draymond linked up in Toronto 🔥

Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time