The alias of the mythical Dennis Reynolds, a true 5 star man who spends his time cruising in his finisher car, attending wildly erotic Eyes Wide Shut style sex parties, and helping his companions get off. His erotic memoirs are the stuff of legends, and over the years he has perfected a system to win the devotion of any woman. He was the most popular guy in high school, and is a master of The Implication. When his rage is untethered it knows no bounds, and if you cross him he may chop you up into a tiny million little pieces and display you in a box. He has a predilection for skins of all kinds, and loves working with his tools. Also owns a bar in Philly.

The Golden God: "My rage is untethered and knows no bounds! Be gone from me, vile man! Be gone from me!"

The Golden God by Pepè Silvia April 4, 2017

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The Golden Butthole

An overpriced sculpture found in Macomb County, Michigan signifying the Golden Corredor of Sterling Heights, MI. Not to be confused with the little golden butthole.

Found fame on Facebook as The Golden Butthole of Mabcomb County Page.

Make a Michigan left just before the Golden Butthole and you’ll find Outback.

The Golden Butthole by Michigan Girl January 30, 2019

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stepped off the Golden

Figuratively: When a person commits suicide; literally: When a person jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Sit down, I've got some bad news! CJ has "stepped off the Golden"! Investigators estimate it happened early this morning.

stepped off the Golden by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

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the golden guard

The golden guard (aka hunter) is the hottest character ever existed

Have you seen the golden guard without his mask? He looks so good.

the golden guard by HunterMyBeloved July 19, 2021

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