Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Stop The Count

A term used by Donald Trump to stop the election after losing the election and being a sore loser

Person 1 : Hey, did you see the election results
Person 2 : Yea Biden won
Donald Trump: STOP THE COUNT
Person 2: Fuck off

by Tejasthegod November 8, 2020

it's the thought that counts

used to indicate that it is the kindness behind an act that matters, however imperfect or insignificant the act may be.

"when people give you things that you don't want, you must remember that it's the thought that counts"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

The People's Republic of Johnson County

A nickname for Iowa City, Iowa. Used derisively by some and proudly by others, the nickname refers to the liberal political philosophy of Johnson County, especially in contrast to the surrounding counties and state. Johnson County elects Democratic and/or Liberal candidates in rates uncharacteristic of the state of Iowa. The creation of this liberal enclave probably came about because of the University of Iowa.

As many students of the University will agree, the liberal nature of the area is also probably accounted for by the large number of Chicago area natives who have moved to the area. Many Iowans living in Johnson County and/or attending the university keep their conservative views.

This nickname is thought to be derived from the writings of a conservative reporter in Des Moines, Iowa.

The political views expressed in the People's Republic of Johnson County are typical of the kind expressed in scholarly, educated areas. The reason it is noteworthy in Iowa City is because the surrounding area is very conservative and rural.

by Josh E. January 7, 2006

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Longest definition on all of Urban Dictionary.

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by gaming time December 13, 2021

The Osceola County School for the Arts

The best High School in the world. (Also known as OCSA) Located in Kissimmee Florida,Right on OBT aka STRIPPER STREET!! (;

Sara: Hi im Sara I go to OHS where do you go?
Sam: I go to The Osceola County School for the Arts
Sara: OMG IM SO JEALOUS!!!!
Sam: *erie grin*

by TheyCallMeBanana July 8, 2011