take the charge 

gangs often have 17 year olds in their crew for the sole purpose of going to prison for older members, as they will usually be tried as juvenilles

"you're 17 dog, you gotta take the charge to be initiated as a vicelord"

take the charge by max July 6, 2005

eat the charge 

Take the blame for an illgal situation that cause legal repercussions.

" If we get stopped , I'll eat the charge.

eat the charge by Dee11 April 13, 2016

split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

split the charge by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Charge the mound 

to fight someone. To tell someone to fight you. When someone is talking so much shit that you have no choice but to beat there face in. Like when the batter runs after the pitcher when he hits him with the ball.

1.If you got a problem with what im saying, then charge the mound bitch.

2. I'm about to charge the mound if you keep runnin your mouth

Charge the mound by Number 28 April 20, 2009

charge the hose 

the point after mind over bladder fails and at which you have to piss so bad that to relieve pressure on your bladder you relax allowing pee to enter your weiner but you hold it by squeezing the end of it (with your fingers) until you can whip it out and take a proper piss.

think of a firefighter hooking up a fire hose to the fire hydrant. before they put out the fire, they have to open the valve and pressurize the hose, hence "charging the hose".

(on a road trip)

A. Pull over, I have to piss so bad!
B. How much time do I have?
A. None at all, I have to charge the hose!
B. Shit, you better grab that empty water bottle then, you are in deep trouble

charge the hose by prick reuben October 4, 2011

charge the bull 

A sexual activity which originates from the cuckold scene. The act of charging the Bull is when the cuckolded husband runs towards the Bull shortly after he has completed ejaculating inside the wife, in order to both clean the Bull's penis and thank him for servicing his wife.

Bob couldn't help but charge the bull after he had serviced his wife so well.

charge the bull by chadmendez January 6, 2016

DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery 

Your controller disconnected. specifically your dualshock controller

"ah shit my DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery by Ilovebigoilymen April 18, 2023