Smokey and the Bandit 

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.

My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

Smokey and the Bandit by Maynardspet April 9, 2015

Smokey and the Bandit 

Sucking a fart out of a chicks Anal Rim, and then proceeding to kiss her while burping the fart into her mouth.

Burt Reynolds gave Sally Struthers a "Smokey and the Bandit" during a hot night of love.

Smokey and the Bandit by Peter Frampton January 1, 2006

Bandit the demon of stuff

Lameo.
Big lameo.
A bandit the demon is a lameo
No bandit the demon of stuff.
They think they can kill henry stickmin.
Likes natsuki

Bandit the demon of stuff stuff stuff

Bandit the demon of stuff by a kool dude October 11, 2020

The Sneaky Bandit 

When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes

I gave Sally the sneaky bandit while she slept in the next room

The Sneaky Bandit by ALBLOCK December 3, 2010

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

The Color Bandits 

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.

Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red

The Color Bandits by Precious the Dragon-Slayer June 20, 2010

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution 

One of the best bands in the universe members of streetlight manifesto.

Man Bandits of the acoustic revolution kick serious ass.

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution by Kevin Thompson January 10, 2004