The squid is on the lid 

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

The squid is on the lid by Dlindh March 27, 2019

parking the squid 

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

parking the squid by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

Punching the Squid by Arcaros August 1, 2017

The Squid Game 

A netflix show released in 2021
Plot: Hundreds of people with financial difficulties accept a strange invitation to a survival game. A millionaire prize awaits them, but the people that have done the game are playing too. Playing with the contestants lives.

Example:
+Have you watched The Squid Game?
-No, i still don't have time.

The Squid Game by moonyaa October 1, 2021

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squishing the squid by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.

A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER

Ethan the squid by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

Jump the Squid 

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!

Jump the Squid by Crockswamio May 29, 2010