the pill

1: An oral contraceptive in pill form, designed to be taken every 24 hours. Designed as a contraceptive only, with no STD-preventative properties. Suppresses hormones in such a way as to render the woman taking them temporarily infertile. Ortho Tricyclen and Ortho Cyclen are among the different kinds available.
2: Proof that there is a Deity, and that It loves us all.

Thanks be for the Pill... the salvation of humanity!

by whatever May 7, 2003

the pill

contraceptive taken by feamle breeders to stop them from breeding!

stop breeding!

by spoony June 4, 2003

The Pill

.Used to be birth control, but now it's apparently Truvada

John: I'm on the pill
Jessica: But you're a guy
John: No i'm on Truvada

by ThePillTaker09 June 2, 2019

the pill

a pill that a girl generally takes to prevent pregnancy. if ur on it, ur body basically thinks ur pregnant. also, it's basically hormones, so when you're on it, you gain weight like fuck and are prone to extreme moodiness.

jane gained 20 pounds when she went on the pill.

by superflychick June 1, 2006

the pill

An oral contraceptiove that prevents pregnancy by turning its user into such an emotional, moody basket case that no guy in his right mind will want to sleep with her.

Ever since my girlfriend started on the Pill, she has turned into a monster... there's no way I want to get with her now!

by smashywalls February 22, 2009

the pill

An evil conspiracy. It makes women's breasts bigger, makes them more attracted to MEN and induces infertility.

When I went on the pill I went from a C cup to a D cup and started being less attracted to girls and more attracted to men. My friend waasn't so lucky and lost all interest in girls after going on the pill.

by Jab December 31, 2004

the pill

1. Urban slang referring to a basketball.

2. Formalized by the article "The" it can be taken to refer to only an NBA regulation basketball.

- Toss me the pill, yo.

- This ghetto ass ball is tired; we need to purchse The Pill.

by MBeech July 4, 2004