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The Hooks

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The process of a male searching for a homosexual encounter for the sole reason of "making out". This term is often used by gay guys.
Bro, that guy is so hot. You should go get the hooks.

Aaron, you've been talking about Brett all night. Sounds like you want the hooks.
by GayBoy696969 December 18, 2013
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Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both
I'm off to check the hooks
by Hook Checker November 23, 2016
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Hooks in the Batcave

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The act of fingering a girl. The curved finger looks like a hook and the Batcave, is, well, you know. Where all good schlongs hope to go one day.
Do you like your own Hooks in the Batcave or someone else's Hooks in the Batcave?
by BatmanLikesHooks September 11, 2009
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Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the

break and getting away.
Girl 1: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Girl 2: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!"
by Kid Pseudo August 22, 2011
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bite the hook

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A metaphorical term used to describe when a person takes the bait, without apparent awareness or forethought.
It’s astounding how some folks work tirelessly to read you and then cleverly devise a way to get you to bite the hook.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019
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on the hook

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A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.
Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."
by greetification March 2, 2010
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On The Hook

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When a girl likes you but does not plan on committing to you, but keeps you around just in case something goes wrong
Ted was On The Hook with Lili
by BJK42 June 28, 2016
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