the dumbledore

-noun, the magic joint that keeps getting you high without ever going down in size.

Yo, are you guys just a bunch of pussies, or is that joint you hitting the dumbledore.

by MonsantoWand December 12, 2013

Dumbledore the wall

During post-masterbation, when there is cum on your hand and to get it off you wipe it on the wall

masterbation left a mess on my hand so I had to dumbledore the wall to get it off before I ate my food

by veters December 14, 2013

The Dumbledor

When you are in the act of oral sex, cum on a girls chin so that it looks like Dumbledore's beard!

My girlfriend was giving me head during Harry Potter and i jizzed on her chin and it looked like The Dumbledore!

by The Dumbledore Man! November 29, 2011