testive

Dirtily experimenting while being festive

"Hey babe since it's Christmas, can we get testive tonight?"

by teen wolf band girl December 8, 2015

Tective Man

Rainy capach u chew my window so dry put me in da back da car at da station from dat point on me reach my destination in the destination reaching outta East Detention

Aidan stop becoming a tective man. Just stop no one axed u

by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021

testivfefe

1. A mocking term used to describe President Trump's testicles and/or scrotum; an expansion of Donald Trump's popular late-night Twitter goof "covfefe".

2. The sound that low-hanging & especially wrinkly And/or well-textured testicles make when you're walking about 'commando' in corduroy pants.

The Secret Service agent became agitated as President Trump paced about the room in his corduroy pants, the lack of underwear between his wrinkly scrotum & the notoriously loud fabric was increasingly obnoxious. Before he had time to think of his solemn oath, the agent yelled out "PLEASE GOD, STOP PACING! THAT TESTIVFEFE IS DRIVING ME INSANE!"

by the Red-Headed Pecker June 8, 2017

Testilepathy

Testilepathy is the phenomenon that occurs when one man is hit in the testicles and everyone around him growns in pain. Simply put it is telepathy of the testicles.

Oh shit! She kicked him in the junk! Damn testilepathy!

by Pig_boy August 19, 2009

Testie-mony

recalling a story that involves the gonads.

Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident

by Geeo the Spaceman July 7, 2009

Vinny Testaverde

Pronounced(Viny Testaver-day)
Football player who retired in 2008 and wanted to play for just about every team.
Too bad he only lasted 21 years

Vinny Testaverde = can play football forever, if forever is 21 years
Common Mispellings
Vinny Testaverday
Synonyms
Brett Favre
Antonyms
Knute Rockne

by THE F$%Kin Real Deal January 29, 2009

testies

A man's balls.

I like licking his testies.

by clitoris October 24, 2003