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tarted

What you are before you're retarted.
First you were plain tarted, now you just retarted, son!
by J.mitch May 8, 2008
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A nubile young temptress, who dresses teasingly and provocatively.
Man, look at those thigh-high stockings and that little schoolgirl dress. She's such a tart.
by Greenie December 12, 2003
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A delicious cream or jam filled treat. Or a prostitute.
I could sure go for a tart right now.
by Madman April 4, 2003
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A tart is a female who is attractive and has the air of being promiscuous, even if she isn't.

A tart is a girl likey to get disapproving looks from old people.

In short, a tart is more of a tease and a flirt than, say, a whore, skank, or slut. All of those words imply putting out, wheras a tart may or may not have a lot of random sex.
Grandma: "Jeff, your new girlfriend Millie is a little tart!"
Jeff: "Whatever, grandma. You're only saying that because she doesn't dress like a Puritan."
by RachoftheJungle January 5, 2006
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A saucy and sassy young woman; a woman who is clever and teasing but not sexually promiscuous; a temptress

(Used as joking affection and not as an insult.)
Why do you have to dispute everything? You are such a little tart!
by drakendrive October 29, 2010
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1. A woman who dresses and acts in a sexy, flirtatious way but who has a surprising edge; who may seem promiscuous, but is not.
2 A sharp, strong, pleasantly acidic taste, a pastry, usually made with fruit that is sweet and sharp at the same time.
1. Guy: Hey, you look so hot poured into that little dress. I can see your future, me and you doing it tonight!

Tart (sweetly): Hey, thanks, but I can see YOUR future. You and your hand, doing it again tonight!

Guy: Fuck you!

Tart (sweeter still): not if you were the last asshole on earth!

2. Man I love strawberry rhubarb pie, itt's sugary but it makes my mouth pucker, it's so tart!
by HawleyG April 21, 2014
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A very tasty pastery, or a very tasty prostitute.
wow, look at that tart, she is eating a tart.
by Greg B September 6, 2005
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