Definitions by Madman

SPLATOOSHKA 

This word can mean anything you want it can be a sound it can discribe something it can even be yelled during orgasm

oh yes im cumming im cumming.... SPLATOOSHKA!

SPLATOOSHKA by MADMAN January 16, 2015

chronic 

Chronic has two different definitions varying on your location.

East Coast: Weed (Marijuana) that is laced with Cocaine to give an added effect

West Coast: The finest weed available with no seeds or any shit

East: I'm feeling suicidal, lemme get some chronic

West:I'm looking to get some chronic, none of that crappy bullshit

chronic by Madman September 14, 2004

mac mainframe 

The central mainframe for all Macs. PC users must constantly attempt to pwn the mac mainframe in order to maintain their h4x0r status with their PC buddies. This is not so much something that exists but rather something most people would like to hack.

Also used as an expression of a like of something or victory

<Andrew> Hahah and then I went to download it and it turned out to be porn!
<Greg> OMG LOL THAT PWNS TEH MAC MAINFRAME.
<Sam> Instense mofos, that certainly does hack the mac mainframe per say.

mac mainframe by Madman May 28, 2004

tart 

A delicious cream or jam filled treat. Or a prostitute.

I could sure go for a tart right now.

tart by Madman April 4, 2003

1337 

A word used my losery 10 year olds who read it playing Counter-Strike, which is in between watching Dragonball Z and Pokemon. Most of them don't know what it means and write screwed up sentences.

Loser69: h4 h4 I 4m 500 1337. j00 ll4ma ha><0|2z 5u|< mi w4ng!
Realplayer: Shut up and die.

1337 by Madman April 1, 2003