oh no our table it's broken 

A TikTok meme trending during 2021 that was milked so fucking hard.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.

oh no our table it's broken↓
CRHCHHRHCHHRHRHC... Oh no.. Our table... It's brOokKkeNN

oh no our table it's broken by cyanideisgood November 4, 2021

Oh no our table it’s broken 

Shatter shatter shatter

Oh no our table it’s broken!

Oh no our table it’s broken by Tick-tock Finatticz January 12, 2022

bring it to the table 

bring- come prepared to share, physically be there, show up
it- something you want to discuss or share
table- a metaphor for a gathering of people

bring it to the table: a designated meeting for discussing current topics or projects in a company or group of people

bring it to the table by san diego mama January 8, 2012

oh no... our table... it's broken! 

When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.

Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!

oh no... our table... it's broken! by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

oh no! our table! it's broken! 

what you say when you break the table. quite the sad event innit?

*breaks table*
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"

oh no! our table! it's broken! by kepagu November 18, 2021

Oh nO! oUr TAbLe! It'S bRoKeN! 

IDk just a word

Oh nO! oUr TaBLe! It'S bRoKeN!

Oh nO! oUr TAbLe! It'S bRoKeN! by oh no our table its broken October 21, 2021

high tale it 

High tale it is slang, from the South, which means to leave quickly or get away very fast. Usually used in reference to being caught (with your pants down), and you are in a major hurry!

"This tall, handsome kick-baller left his favorite Irish bar one night, and had to high tale it home because he finally had his one chance sitting next to him...a hot blonde with a gleam in her eye, a cold one in her hand...and a green light!"

high tale it by forme2knowJH September 18, 2013