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systematically

A sexual word meaning sex. Typically learned in middle or highschool. Originated at Yelir High School in Ados, California.
She met me with a systematically planned response last night when I asked her what she enjoyed
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systematic

The wonderful 11-year-old brilliant pixel-artist.
Gee, systematic is so cool!
by Junny Liu April 10, 2004
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Automatically systematic

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.
Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."
by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009
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Systematic Chaos

Currently (June 2007), the newest album by progressive metal band Dream Theater. It consists of 8 tracks and is the first album recorded with DTs new label, Roadrunner Records.

Tracks
1. In the Presence of Enemies - Part I
2. Forsaken
3. Constant Motion
4. The Dark Eternal Night
5. Repentance
6. Prophets of War
7. The Ministry of Lost Souls
8. In the Presence of Enemies - Part II
You ought to buy Systematic Chaos!
by fretfire! July 16, 2007
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Systematic Racism

When white liberals blame the evil white man for everything, usually for the problems that their failed policies created.
William: "Damn, my property taxes are going up a lot." Josh:"That's because of systematic racism." William:"But I'm white." Josh:"Then your a racist bastard" William:"You're white too. What are you." Josh:"I'm jewish, how dare you cause me of being a racist you Nazi."
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Systematic OverDrive

A super gay slasher band formed in gary, indiana in june of 1984. the city has reeked of eggs, sweat, and industrial byproduct ever since.
Cops took my boombox for blasting Systematic OverDrive in the mall parking lot.

I need the auto reverb because i cant be switching tapes while im jogging listening to Systematic OverDrive drinkin my sip
by Phil Richardson March 17, 2010
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Systematic Magical Bullshit

Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.

The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.

The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
by Duckelon April 20, 2015
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