A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
Example:
After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
by Ragdolly August 3, 2005
Get the swamp assmug. A condition in which anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing anal flora, and sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.
by TurkeyOnRye June 13, 2016
Get the swamp assmug. An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.
Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!
by Larry Schonsleberry III December 8, 2003
Get the swamp assmug. by couragewolf127 March 6, 2011
Get the swamp assmug. A condition caused by excessive moisture build up on one's ass, creating a very uncomfortable and disgusting situation in anal region.
by Jen March 8, 2005
Get the swamp assmug. A build up of sweat and schmancter usually forming on the under carriage in the crease between the berry bag and the inner thigh. After aging, "swamp ass" can put out a distinct and distasteful odor. Swamp ass is caused by extended periods of physical activity. Obesity can contribute to the severity.
After several hours of worm wrestling and sword fighting, Jason and Eric both had terrible cases of swamp ass.
by Jason Belanger December 8, 2003
Get the swamp assmug. The wet sweaty backside ( or undercarrage )that a man possibly doing construction work might get . Particularly in the Southern half of the U.S. in the Summer time .
Perhaps resulting in chafing .
Perhaps resulting in chafing .
by R_W February 16, 2008
Get the swamp assmug.