surfing sniffles 

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk

What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles

surfing sniffles by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017

surfing shit 

What you do right now Is surfing shit

-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit

surfing shit by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017

Surfing the Snake 

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

Surfing the Snake by Alizrob January 12, 2011

surfing with a spoon

Using heroin....

I

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.

surfing with a spoon by Slidekick October 24, 2017

surfing the red sea 

When a girl is on her period

Girl: I can't, I'm surfing the Red Sea this weekend

surfing the red sea by Jenken August 10, 2017

Surfing with a spoon

A short concave surfboard, ridden as a kneeboard.

George Greenough, surfing with a spoon during his famous"sermon on the point."

Surfing with a spoon by Darius Jedburg March 9, 2018

Jug Surfing 

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..

Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!

Jug Surfing by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010