super straight

the sexuality of someone who has wet dreams about their cousin

"i'm super straight"

"oh... good for you ig"

by chad 🥶😈 March 7, 2021

super straight

someone who only fucks people with a tail, and cat ears and who walks on all fours and howls at the moon

person A: oh so your super straight? so you like dog cock in ur throat?

person B: oh yeah and I make tiktoks about it too

by pure hate March 11, 2021

super straight

basically when no girl will date you because you’re disgusting

person 1: OMG get a girlfriend if you’re so lonely!
person 2: no, i can’t i’m super straight

by 122104svhj March 9, 2021

super straight

does not exist

kyle: "hey i'm super straight"
louise: "well that sexuality doesn't exist and it's just you putting a label on your transphobia so you can just go around calling it a preference" "it literally does not exist"

by eatingass420 March 4, 2021

super straight

a very feminine gay man who has given over 10 blowjobs in his life time. super straights are very strong allies to the trans community and often has a fetish for furries.

boy: hey i’m super straight 😈
male furry : me too lol
*boy and furry 69*

by froghoes March 5, 2021

super straight

super straight is a term used by closeted comunist gay bimbos

"im super straight"
"oh im so proud of you for coming out! i will always support you"

by glock_cock March 8, 2021

super straight

a term used by homosexual men in the 1950s to identify each other in public. the term itself meant “so straight to the point that you’re gay”.

Henry: just to be clear, are you straight or “super straight”?

Dylan: super straight.

by flolri March 12, 2021