suicides

the worst possible sprinting drill. sprint to one cone, back. sprint to the first cone back and then to the second cone and back. sprint to the first cone, back, second cone, back, third cone, back and then so on til however many cones ur douche coach puts on the field

Coach- "you scrwed up on the field get two deep on the line and lets do some suicides!"

by bizcuitz April 20, 2009

suicides

with only a small amount of weed left, suicides is taking a hit, holding the smoke in until the weed goes all the way around the circle and passed back to you. Then you exhale and hit it again, holding until you get the weed back.

The only way we're gonna get high with this little amount of weed left is to do suicides.

by jceanb00 December 7, 2006

Suicides

The absolute worse warm-up drill in basketball and martial arts that involves running back and forth between lines and the starting point.

Our instructor made us run suicides today...Looks like I won't be able to walk tomorrow

by Spocksemophase May 8, 2016

trombone suicides

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing

The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion

by TRNT November 4, 2014

Bunny Suicides

An intensely cool book full of little cute bunnies that just don't want to live anymore. Written by Andy Riley. You have to pity this guy's Mom. These are terribly hilarious. You laugh and then feel bad about it. Very funny, though.

There was a rabbit who was mowing the lawn and set the mower on reverse...it was in the book of Bunny Suicides

by Ethan Hobson June 3, 2007

The Bunny Suicides

This originated as a picture book by an author whose parents gave the name Andy Riley. Then again he might have chosen that name as a pseudonym. Anyway, that's beside the point. There are now a number of websites that have the illustrations of that book.

Anyway, each illustration feature a bunny who goes about finding the most ingenious, unnecessarily awkward and hilarious ways to terminate his life.

There is one catroon where the bunny leans against a wall and holds a nail up to his forehead. In front of him he has placed a huge ice-block, and embedded in the ice-block is a hammer attached to a string. His plan is that the sun will melt the ice causing the hammer to swing towards the nail driving it through his head.

by Porter "The Pooka" McKenna August 30, 2005

suicide voter

Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests

Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.

by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015