sugar tits

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.

by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006

sugar tits

Tits that are not big, but not too small; they fit perfectly, one in each hand

I love your sugar tits, they fit my hands like gloves!

by the $cuN>| January 4, 2007

sugar tits

Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.

by Moses Maybe July 31, 2006

sugar tits

An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson

by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006

sugar tits

A term Mel Gibson uses towards female police officers after being cited with a DUI.

Mel:What are you looking at sugar tits?!?!?!

by andrew4565765 July 31, 2006

Sugar tits

A woman with nice breasts.

Originally attributed to Mel Gibson during is drunken driving arrest towards a female officer. In reality it was one of the arresting officers who stated that Gibson said it.

Hey sugar tits why don't you use my breathalyzer?

by X-Ray Camper March 3, 2009

sugar tits

1. An old woman's big delicious tits

My teacher has some nice sugar tits

by Nunumann December 18, 2011