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stuffles

iv got life stuffles going on stuff
by The Foolish One August 18, 2016
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Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.
by MJM1985 April 4, 2020
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Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.
by street whizard April 8, 2009
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stuffies

a stuffed toy monster, most commonly made from fleece or felt.
usually handmade.
are often disturbingly cute.
similar to plushies.
i made a stuffie for my niece's birthday.

i collect stuffies.

i'm trying to come up more designs for stuffies.
by stefania-zee January 17, 2008
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Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.
Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.
by squishiefishie October 31, 2018
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shuffleshock

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall
Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica
by v8gaz May 27, 2009
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Stiffles

When a women (or man) gets cold and there nipples harden
"Jeez its getting cold in here"
"OMG YOU HAVE STIFFLES"
"Lick them"
ECT....
by Jake-AUS November 9, 2006
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