stemma

(n.) A retard or an asshole; basically a jerk-off- most commonly used in Medford, Massachusetts
Also see hegner (hegna)

example one

Can you believe that absolute stemma had the nerve to bring a six pack of Zima and then pass out after drinking two?

example two

Person A: Did you see that hot chick with that absolute dork?

Person B: Yeah that kid does look like a stemma.

by stanley the stemma April 13, 2008

Stemma

A great ship name for two people who adore eachother, Stepan and Emma. We love a wholesome (not really) ship. It's adorable!

"Look it's Stemma! Wonder what they're up to...oh well. Totes adorbs!"

by taehyung7 June 6, 2019

stemma

smelly emma but

smelly stemma babyboy

by Shohead August 15, 2024

Stemmed the rose

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.

"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

by factcurate June 9, 2020

Stemme

A word derived from the words stud and femme used in the lesbian community to describe a woman who is boyish but in a very feminine way. Stemmes usually dress more feminine than their stud counterparts but are more butch than their femme counterparts.

Stemme, however, may be descriptive of how much emotionality and sensitivity a lesbian has versus how they choose to dress.

Stemme falls under the concept of androgyny as does stud, futch (a femme whose a bit butch), butch, soft butch, etc...

As far as femininity goes:

Femme>Stemme>Futch>Soft Butch> Stud

That stemme thinks she's so fly in her eyeliner, faux hawk and cons.

by KillaK September 6, 2012

Stemmy

A derogatory term specific to Broken Hill; used to insult or belittle someone you dislike.

You burnt the toast, you stemmy!

by squadbhiz June 13, 2016

stelmaszek

The last name of very few Americans and Polands. If you have this last name you're most likely polish and burn pretty easily in the sun. You also love paczkis and when you tell people about them no one knows what the hell you're talking about. It's a different spelling for stemaszki which means carriage maker. People also never know how to pronounce it.

"What's your last name?"
"Stelmaszek"
"Stel... what???"

by Bigsexyjellyfish April 11, 2017