statvation

when abber misspells a word 🙊

i’m literally gonna die of statvation if this double cheeseburger don’t come quick 🤬

by iugk May 15, 2023

Stationary starvation

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.

Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017

semantic satiation

when you say a word so much it starts to sound fucking weird

Ducksauce had to say the same thing so many times at an audition he got semantic satiation

by MadWolf March 25, 2013

Relation Staycation

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

by CXR February 16, 2015

Salvation Mill

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

starvational

When you cant even describe how hungry you are.. You are BEYOND hungry

BRB, STARVATIONAL

by Innocentkent April 11, 2010