When you are so desperate you will fuck anything with legs, it doesn't even matter if it's male or female. Most times fat chicks with love handles bigger than their breasts.
After a hard day at work Chris thought he'd head over the the local hang out for fat chicks and revert to Marr's standard.
by dizzle7477 July 4, 2006
Get the Marr's standard mug.The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.
Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
by TitanFan March 2, 2011
Get the Valentine's day standard mug.A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).
If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.
by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008
Get the S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) mug.Is that the gold standard we go by now a days?- is a phrase that is used when someone descripts a certain standard of a people in a conversation. This usually is a duh factor answer.
Person 1- The girl I'm dating now wants me to call her mommy when I see her.
Person 2- Is that's the gold standard we go by now a days?
Person 2- Is that's the gold standard we go by now a days?
by Hankscolts March 7, 2012
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Get the u.s. standard algorithm mug.Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.
“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”
by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021
Get the M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time) mug.The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
by Brickdictionary118 May 16, 2015
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