squizzed

wacked, crazy, weird

jesus: yo moses, i want you to get every last jew together and part the sea

moses: dude are you serious?? cause thats freaking squizzed

*because i made this word up!

by J.Я. May 30, 2008

squzzed

The art or action of squeezing someone or something, with normal force but adding a more oomph or a special touch. Also something your dad says instead of saying "squeezed" because he was too intoxicated to pronounce it correctly.

She refused to grab me a beer, so I squzzed her arm. She then got me a beer.

by d4nmy3rs October 1, 2014

squizzer

A squirrel. Same as squizza

Look, there's a squizzer nibbling through my brake pipes!

by Lozzachops February 7, 2007

Squizzel

A squirrle in a christmas hat

Omg thats a squizzel

by Yologamerx1 November 28, 2019

squizhed

when something was squizhy or squizh but is not any longer

Person 1: An hour ago, my dog squizhed.
Person 2: You don't say?

by ber✧ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡˔·ོɁ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩✧ March 2, 2022

squizzer

when a girl deepthroats a guys cock and then gags and pulls away
It's that little string of giz and saliva that is hanging from her lip to his cock

He nearly choked her and left a two foot squizzer on his way out.

by great red hope September 9, 2006

Squizzer

Splatoon hentai climbing out of your computer and climbs in your anus and stays there until death, then it will find a new victim.

Joey got squizzer the other day, poor bastard.

by Cantcatchmebb July 17, 2015