spulk

Spulk is like a swear word except it is used by christians and it isnt bad at all

it can be used in many ways.

*Hits themselves with a hammer* Ahh spulk!

by JEBLMYT April 22, 2022

Spunk McGuire

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

Seulki

Name for a beautiful and mystifying woman. She loves to hear stories and go on adventures, and it's easy to get lost in a conversation with her. She is very popular amongst her peers and keeps good relationships with her friends. Her beautiful set of pearly whites attract a lot of stares from interested boys, but she's really only looking for men. Even though she is a sweetheart, she's not afraid to tell you off if you make her mad. She's independent and determined enough to pursue something she wants, and won't stop until she gets there. Seulki makes memories worth remembering.

Seulki is awesome.

by Seulki's Friend January 9, 2012

Śpiulkolot

Polish word that without any reason won best polish youth word 2021. No one knows how this word even got into the voting, who voted for it or from where it appeared. It means "place for sleeping", but no one knew it before this word appeared.

A: Czy widziałeś mój nowy śpiulkolot? - Have you seen my new śpiulkolot?
B: Czym jest kurwa śpiulkolot? - What the fuck is śpiulkolot?

by TheLithek December 13, 2021

spunk shui

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.

I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn

by frankenspine April 9, 2009

Spunk Lube

When you ejaculate into your hands and use it as lubricant during sexual activities

“Use the spunk lube”
“Shall we use spunk lube”
“Spunk in me for lube”
“He used spunk lube”

by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Dribbley Spunk Arse

The feeling after sex when sperm runs out of your vagina.

I hate it when you get dribbley spunk arse in Tescos

by Cupped Buttocks February 17, 2010