Sponge Bob 

A talking sponge of dubious sexuality.

There's a hint of broadway about Spong Bob...

Sponge Bob by Don Wong October 26, 2003

sponge bob 

A yellow talking sponge that lives in bikini bottom with is pet snail next to his two friends patrick and squidwerd...

Turn to nickolidan and wait till it comes on

sponge bob by Jasmine January 30, 2007

sponge bob 

A TV show about a yellow sponge that lives underneath the ocean.

Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers.

Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.

WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT!!?? G-STRINGS!? JOCK STRAPS!? DOO-RAGS!? CRACK PIPES!?! COME ON MAN!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense is something to wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)

sponge bob by Remy's Bitch January 28, 2005

Sponge bob 

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I luv sponge bob Lola

Sponge bob by None Of Yo Business June 6, 2014

sponge bob 

REAL DEFINITION- Is someone who is square, uncool, a loser.
-this slang came from sponge bob being shaped like a square and the word square meaning uncool-

"Get yo sponge bob ass away from me"
"He's such a sponge bob"

sponge bob by Detroit Definer January 30, 2007

Sponge Bob 

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.

"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"

Sponge Bob by Lara111 September 28, 2007

Sponge Bob 

Another word for a contraceptive that is not a condom and is inserted in to the vagina

Woman: Wanna go back to my place?
Man: Have you gotta Sponge Bob?
Woman: Yeah.

Sponge Bob by LaughingBoy January 30, 2007