A sploid is a term used to describe a penis that is extremely long and extremely thin - - - essentially looking like a strand of spaghetti or a pencil.
Opposite to the chode.
Opposite to the chode.
by Fuckshoes the Clown June 7, 2016
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Get the Yoinky Sploinky mug.A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae
Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*
by jerma985stan February 5, 2022
Get the yoinky sploinky mug.guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
by frog master IV December 14, 2021
Get the The Yoinky Sploinky mug.The sexy bulge in a girl's bikini or shirt that appears to be nearly busting out of it's confinement.
by Waynems May 3, 2011
Get the Splidge mug.A friend that you invite over that overstays their welcome, eats all your junkfood, and smokes all your weed.
Man, you're not gonna believe this shit. Adam came over to watch the game Friday, then stayed for the weekend. The fucker ate all my chips, smoked all my weed and now my couch smells like an onion. I couldnt get rid of that fuckin' scloid.
by Devilned1 October 27, 2013
Get the scloid mug.The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
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