spauld

A spoilded kid who thinks the world owes him something. Their needs always come before everyone elses. Usually angry at the world. From the movie "Caddyshack". Spaulds usually go through long periods of time akin to the female menstrual cycle whereby some months they will be outgoing and friendly and other months at a time can be angry during which some of the Spaulds peers refer to him as "Angry Guy" One can easily reconize a spauld by quick retraction like movements of the head while simultaneosly looking up at the ceiling and rubbing the chest with one hand due to medical condition involving the gastrointerstinal system. Synonyms: Spaulding, the Spald, splud, spald child, Brother Spaulding.

THe guy who brings doiwn the whole party is a spauld

by Staxxx May 31, 2007

Spaulding High School

A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself

Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”

Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”

by zay12 October 8, 2017

Spaulding High School

The worst high school which only teaches it's female students how to probably get pregnant.

Here at spaulding high school, we use condoms as water balloons for the special kids.

by D to the frizzle August 15, 2011

scauldy

1. a party or rave that is so filthy it makes you slightly uncomfortable. it is used to describe a good after party, rave or festival. you can't unsee the things you see at a scauldy session so it is wise not to bring more innocent friends along if you think it's going to get scauldy.

2. adjective used to describe a tune with a heavy drop, when a scauldy tune is played it filters out the posers from the true sesh gremlins

1. Last night was so scauldy, I ended up back at some random gaff with these lads from Limerick, I literally saw some lad trying to make a rollie out of all the dirty floor tobacco.

I'm so sickened I missed Life Festival this year it looked so scauldy

2. Lad1: "Man what do you call that scauldy tune with the preacher talking and it goes into a scauldy techno tune?"
Lad2: "You mean Cj Boland The Prophet? Man I haven't heard that in ages that is so scauldy"

by 8cansofdutch June 28, 2017

brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

spald

VERB
to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power.
a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping.
a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.

Hey Todd, i heard Jessica cheated on you with manny! You sould go put a mild spalding on his ass.

by William Welder August 2, 2007

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008