spaetchula

An important part of the human anatomy located somewhere near the gale.

Be good to your spaetchula.

Doctor-- Now you take the ointment and be sure to apply it liberally to your spaetchula and rub.

by Scarlet_Heart February 23, 2005

spachulanis

spachulanis is a serious disease/syndrome that is brought on by listening/looking/smelling/touching jacob sartorius. your head may begin to hurt. your ears will bleed and you should seek medical attention. First said by YouNower Beau Bowers.

friend: "hey listen to jacobs song"

you: "THIS IS GIVING ME SPACHULANIS!

by shmeepmop May 16, 2016

Spatchula

Someone who is extremely annoying and needs to be put in their place.

Also can refer to someone who likes to "flip" a conversation to their favor.

Used most often where cursing and offensive language is prohibited. Most appropriate in cafeterias and kitchens.

Stop touching my stereo you dumb Spatchula!

Put down my Spatula you Spatchula!

I wanted to invite her to the party but she was being such a Spatchula last week.

by Bialystock February 16, 2010

spatchulate

It was up when i said my mate bentley uses a spatchula(cooking untensil)to please a girl.

Spatchulate is to insert a Spatchula into a woman anal hole

Bentley Spatchulated sarah.
Sarah says to Bentley "Spachulate" me.

by Shepo August 4, 2004

spatchulate

To use the kitchen utensil to please ones sexual needs

Lets just hope that spatchula dont rust off your luv juices !!!

by Twiggy August 3, 2004

Snatchulate

To release air trapped in the vagina (snatch). This often comes with a screech of sorts, and is also known as a queef.

He let out yelp when Kim snatchulated during sex.

by Glipglop September 13, 2016

stretchulate

The act of stretching and flatulating at the same time.

After sitting in the truck all night, Kenny stepped out to stretchulate.

by nulldigit October 16, 2017