snootches

cuddly and peaceful; laughs alot

The kids clamor for their Uncle because he's a snootches.

by W34 January 5, 2018

One Eyed Smootcher

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)

Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"

by JJLM93 March 16, 2009

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches

Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES

by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021

Snitches get bitches

The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.

Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.

by DrDogBalls June 2, 2017

snitches get stitches!

an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.

While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"

by dlee December 3, 2004

snootchie bootchies

Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)

Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!

Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!

by Banky March 3, 2003