snakes

Fake friends.

Those girls are snakes.

by AllTheseGirlsAreMySons April 6, 2015

snakes

noun: Almost certainly the worst thing to possibly have on a plane, according to Samuel L. Jackson.

Samuel L. Jackson: We got snakes on a muhfuggin' plane, here, man!

Kenan Thompson: Thats almost certainly the worst thing to possibly have on a plane, according to you!

Samuel L Jackson:...and I hope they burn in hell!

by Johey Christian September 11, 2006

snakes

A word to one may shout at pedestrians from a car. Usually causes hilarity and occasionally a middle finger.

You are driving down the street and yell, "SNAKES!" at a pedestrian. Watch what happens.

by carsamchamir June 28, 2010

snakes

What you have after you eat a meal that is going to make u shit liquid.

Me: Man I just ate 5 burritos.

A friend: Ur going to be shitting snakes.

by NoMaCeR September 11, 2008

snakes

What you yell out once everyone's fucked up. What you would say when your asked if u want to get fucked up.

"Down to cruiz with us to a party? We have brew e and bud!"
you reply, "Awwwww SNAKES! Im down!"

"i'm so messed up i cant see straight" you reply, "AWW Snakes dude!"

by Snakes master 760 April 24, 2011

snakes

weed, bud, sticky-icky, pot, green, grass

Snakes are always a good idea

by Sir Tyree October 24, 2006

snakes

(a) a reply used to express your total lack of knowledge of the topic, situation.

(b) a reply used to express another person's total lack of knowledge of the topic, situation.

Do i look fat in this dress?
Snakes.

by Plisken November 7, 2003