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The greatest snowboard,wakeboard,and skateboard shop in Rhode Island. They have the best customer service and everyone there knows what they are talking about.
smitty's sells wakeboards,skateboards,snowboards,skate shoes,clothing,outerwear, ect.
by ********************** May 27, 2006
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A phenomenon where bad weather surrounds a specific location, but never actually affects that location. Used when you work outdoors and can see a thunderstorm rolling in that might close down your location, but it never actually starts raining or when snow is predicted for your area, but never falls which means schools are not closed. Named for the famous Smitty of the Sports Complex who secretly had a weather machine.
Girl: Oh, shazaam, look over there! We'll be going home early for sure!
Girl2: Nah, Smitty's Dome is up...that storm will never reach us!
Source: A.M. in CTown, Martinsburg, WV
by A.M. in CTown July 21, 2008
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Smitty Saturday

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A Saturday spent with a person with the nickname Smitty.
"Can you hang out on Saturday?"

"Sorry i can't. Its smitty saturday, i'll be hanging out with my friend Smitty."
by Therealeric November 27, 2012
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A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”
“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”
by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023
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The Smitty Steamer

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Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.
Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer
by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008
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Skitty's law

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People fall into one of two groups, those who would have sex with a skitty for $10,000, or those who would pay $10,000 to have sex with a skitty.
Skitty's law at play, i know where you'd sit
by rjharringotn September 15, 2017
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Smithy's Kaff

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A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022
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