The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.
by DrToolBag November 21, 2011
Get the Singer's Disease mug.The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.
There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.
LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.
PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.
LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.
PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
by amoebabadass December 9, 2008
Get the lead singer's disease mug.When your hips are touching during a tender embrace, leaving no room for jesus in between the two of you.
Upon seeing a picture of two people in swimsuits touching:
Sam: Uh, Luke, I don't see a lot of room for the Holy Spirit in this picture...
Luke: Don't worry. Our hips weren't touching so that means it's not a 'sinner's hug.'
Sam: Uh, Luke, I don't see a lot of room for the Holy Spirit in this picture...
Luke: Don't worry. Our hips weren't touching so that means it's not a 'sinner's hug.'
by nonliteralmeaning September 14, 2011
Get the sinner's hug mug.A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.
I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.
Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.
Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.
by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015
Get the Swinger's Cake mug.A synonym for diarrhea, especially when it is induced by the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages.
by Gliese November 27, 2009
Get the sinner's ass mug.When Disney tries to make an actor from one of their TV shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. Most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. Notable victims include Ross Lynch, Chyna Anne McClain, and Zendaya. The only survivor: Selena Gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. Unfortunately, most of these songs suck.
Girl 1: "Have you heard Bella Thorne's new single, 'TTYLXOX'?
Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."
Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."
by Arboretum July 16, 2016
Get the Disney Channel Singer Syndrome mug.A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.
Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.
by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009
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